Tuesday, December 13, 2005
trip gets better
Oh well...as the days go by (and the soreness goes away) that trip gets better and better in my mind (c:
Bryan
knife in my cave pack
Anyways...thanks for a great weekend. In the end everything worked out well! Sean/Kirk...btw I checked last night and I do carry a swiss army knife in my cave pack...I just wasnt thinking right and forgot about it when we were dealing with that stupid string on the gate. :)
Regarding Honebrink's directions
Kirk
As to those last directions we didnt have (dammit, again), i think we were right there and cant figure out how we missed it with almost 2 hrs of looking on our own. oh well...
Thanks to everyone for a great trip! Full. Package. Tour.
kirk
Monday, December 12, 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
Utah Cave: TAG Definition of "Spelunker"
It sounds like the TAG definition of spelunker was based on those actual dudes:
"Spelunker - person who goes into caves without proper equipment or the desire to learn/practice proper safety/conservation techniques.
Example: When five people go spelunking, everyone has well-worn tennis shoes, two might have flashlights, one claims to know about the cave, and none in the group has a helmet. The word spelunker comes from the sound one makes when they slip, fall, and land in a pool of water - SPEEE-LUNK!
The difference between a Spelunker and a Caver is: Cavers rescue Spelunkers!"
Or sometimes only try.
Dale
Utah Cave: Darwin Award Material
Darwin award material.
freediving sumps....told you. 1' or 20', doesn't make a difference. Don't do it. Nose draggers and eardippers are fine just no total submersion, ever.
not to mention....no helmets, etc, etc,etc.
stupid is as stupid does.
-HH
Utah Cave
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2005 8:43 AM
Subject: Re: Utah Cave
What happened is a real shame. Sounds to me like a good night ended in tragedy after a few beers and a night out. Have any of you guys ever decided, after midnight, to drive over to a cave you heard about and "see if it goes"? This was a real recipe for disaster: Shorts, sandals, maybe one flashlight... I'll bet that cave will be gated in no time; before it's actually explored by experts.
Billy
Monday, June 27, 2005
Amphibious Redneck Abomination
Sent: Monday, June 27, 2005 6:41 PM
Subject: floating 4 wheeler email
IT WORKED!!!!
Part nine of "Rednecks Gone Bad" or “The Other Pearl River Resort”
Picture: Hubert and his impossible amphibious machine.
Video: Patent Pending (this is secret footage of the prototype)
From: Andy
Sent: Friday, June 24, 2005 8:00 AM
Subject: RE: hardin- crook 4 wheeler project
Its beginning to look like a twisted episode of “The lost boys” only instead of vampires you guys are Mississippian’s. “They sleep all night. Party all day. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a Mississippian”. Roy
From: Houston
how about a full auto HK MP5 PDW 9mm...cyclic rate of 900 rounds/min????? We could use it to "motivate" Hubert across the Pearl. -hh
From: Shawn
Hubbie - I am also bringing some steel cable, rope (not enough to cross the pearl), life jacket, scuba gear, bagels.
From: Hubert
Amphitrax Project status:
--->Items in-hand: Four 25x13x9 tubes, Twenty 48" zip ties
--->Items needed:
1) a package (20 or more) of 34" (or longer) industrial zip ties. Home Repo is an absolute rip-off.
I found a place I think is named "Southern Pipe and Supply" on Hwy49 next to a Dairy Queen (right off the I20 exit). They claim to have lots of 34" zip at .07/each which beats the $1.00/ea I paid for my 48" ones.
3) A form of paddle for the tires. Ok, this ain't easy to describe, but we're gonna need some "go" attached to the rotating rear tires.
Of course it's no speedboat, but it would suck to have it float and no go.
From: Hubert
Yeah, I would like a little more float in reserve. It is going to be -very- close with machine+pilot.
Did I mention that since our last communique I have procured 20 48" zips (probably need 5-10 34" short ones as well) and 4 25x12x9 Shindawa "rotsa-ruck" tubes?
Oh, I also mentioned the master plan to the Polaris dealership where I found the tubes. In case they'd been there, done that and had words of wisdom.
Polaris' official response was: "You're joking, right?" and refused to discuss the matter further during the transaction.
Wimps.
From: Matt
Well, in the interest of advancing scientific knowledge I would like to mention a few things.
1. A tire is a circular torus. V=2p2Rr2 So the happy news is you were extra conservative. I get 5.3 cu. ft. However I have had a few beers tonight.
2. There is something called a stability triangle. (It’s not actually a triangle, it is a pyramid.) If you don’t keep the center of gravity within this at all times, your system will seek a more stable arrangement (usually upside down).
3. Remember that the vehicle will sink until the weight of the water displaced equals the weight of the vehicle, cargo, passengers, and crew. While I could probably derive you a formula for that, it would probably be wrong (see beer comment above). Anyhow, where exactly are the intake and exhaust on these four wheelers?
4. I figure 5.3 cubic feet of air for each tire. At 60 psi, that is about 87 cubic feet of air total. Houston, what’s the average adult’s lung capacity? .2 cubic feet or so? Why not bring along a 12v pump (these things have electric start, right)?
5. Forget the 400lb fat asses (you two have really let yourselves go, huh?) How much does the four-wheeler weigh?
From: Dale
Subject: RE: hardin- crook 4 wheeler project
I think the first test should come complete with a support vessel. My canoe should be here this week. Also, the test "pilot" should wear a life preserver (I have extras).
But you guys may be on to something big. Your basic redneck has a bass boat and a 4-wheeler, but he can't afford a racin' boat too. This will allow even the average redneck to take his motorsports out on the water, where all new terms will have to be invented ("bumping balloons" just doesn't have the same ring as "grinding fenders" or "tradin' paint").
Let's get this show on the, er, water.
From: Hubert
Houston, I was thinking pre-inflate the tubes and carry 'em down on the front and rear racks. Bet they fit, and will double as a storage bin for Krystal cheeseburgers.
Remind me to bring a Schrader-valve remover thingy.
From: Hubert
Subject: Re: hardin- crook 4 wheeler project
Oh, yeah - Houston,
Don't mention this to anyone yet, just in case it turns out to be a hare-brained idea.
BTW, didn't Archimedes drown?
From: Houston
Subject: hardin- crook 4 wheeler project
This is a summary of hubert and houston's discussions about how to get the 4 wheelers across the pearl river in order to ride the trails "over thar".
the leading proposal is to ziptie an extra 4-wheeler -like inner tube to the outside of each existing tire. We could easily pack the deflated tires, hand pump, and long heavy duty zipties down the trails to the river....then inflate, ziptie them on, and go a floatin' and hoping that the math is right. Archimedes principle I think.
Folks this is a huge mission concerning the 4 wheelin' riding scene back there. I've run out most of the trails with exception of Mule Jail and Spillway area. We need to broaden our horizons and this is the way to do it.
Oh yeah...Hubert has stated that he will ride ...er, float...er, swim...across first.
From: Hubert
Excellent.
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Let's say for estimating purposes an average tube has a outer diameter of 22", a width of 12" and an inner diameter of 9: That leaves us with a tube diameter (cross section) of 22" - 9" = 13"
We still need the circumference (length of tube "unrolled") , so 2 PI r, or 2 * 3.14159 * 7" (-4" to get center of tube, and just cause I feel conservative) = 44" (tube "unrolled")
Now, knowing the formula for the volume of a cylinder:V = (pi)r^2 x h where h is the height.
V = 3.14159 (13 * .5) ^2 * 44"
so, 3.14159 * 42.25 * 44" = 5840 cu in
or, 3.38 cubic feet displacement per tube.
Just cause I'm feeling antsy and I tend to screw up mundane math details, I'm going to halve the displacement to 1.7 cu ft.
Ok, 62.4 pounds per cubic foot of Pearl River water so
1.7 * 62.4 pounds = 106 lbs bouyancy per tube.
4 tubes x 106 = 424 lbs .
Sanity check: Picture a 400 lb fatass floating on 4 large ATV tubes in the Pearl River. .... I guess I could/have seen that happening.
...Ok, it'll probably work. Let me know if i screwed up the math.
*****
Puzzled redneck looking at wire running across river: Dude, that's not a "trot line", we plumbed the Pearl with Gigabit Ethernet.
...Install ports in a few strategically-located oak trees and you'll never have to worry about being house bound and on-call again.
From: Hubert
To: Houston
Sent: Saturday, June 11, 2005 1:43 PM
Subject: The answer to the question no one asked
Q: How would I make my 4-wheeler float across a river while appearing smart and stylish at the same time?
A: Four inner tubes, twelve 48" zip ties, and one plastic gold crown air freshener.
Monday, May 23, 2005
Poster Boy, May 2005: Chinn Springs
Roy and the Little Rock Grotto at Chinn Springs
Sunday, May 08, 2005
Mud Fest
I can't wait to get underground again. I've got the itch now. we need to hit a different variety of cave...the wet muddy nasty ones! and I've got the perfect one in mind....Pettijohn's in Lafayette, GA.....7 mi. of cave or so....and it ain't like Fitton's but its a mud fest blast, yes it is. I've been there about a dozen times (including an ill fated in cave camping trip) but still have tons of it to do. I want to follow the stream passage to the lost hammer section and the waterfall which I've never been to.
Matt, Reed, and Hubert all have extensive experience in this jewel.
Great campsite at a spring located nearby (the Blue Hole) and that's also the trailhead for Ellisons' cave.
Pettijohn is calling my name.
-HH
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Fitton Cave: We batted .600
Trip Report by Billy Crews
While the caving portion of this trip would be the real deal, the hike in and out of Fitton is a jewel of a trip in itself. The hike into Fitton is approximately two and a quarter miles, so not counting the distance we would travel underground, we would get a nice hike of nearly four and one-half miles above ground. Loaded up with our gear we headed down the trail, and I do mean down: Although I was excited about getting in to Fitton, the first ‘quarter mile of the hike-in sucked. Going downhill from the beginning would mean an up hill finish... In no time we had made the beaver dam that currently blocks the Van Dyke spring with its confluence of Cecil Creek. For the rest of the hike we would more or less follow Cecil Creek upstream for nearly two mile and until a sizable wash enters the creek from the east. Our little band of five strung out with varying topics breaking out in discussion as we made our way down the trail.
At about halfway through the hike-in, we came across a rock wall that is reported to be one of the longest and oldest standing rock walls in the Ozarks. Located near the wall was a scattering of antique grade “junk” - evidence of the pioneers that had once lived along Cecil Creek and who had also constructed the wall. It was nearly forty-five minutes since we had hit the trail head and had finally arrived at the eastern wash. Turning out of Cecil Creek, we followed the smaller watershed upstream until we came across the “door”.
Monday, April 11, 2005
Valhalla Trip Post-Mortem: Gear/Technique Issues
From: "Matt"
Subject: RE: Pics of the Valhalla Trip
Wow, 4lbs/100ft. that is about half the weight of caving rope. For spectra (UHMWPE) and polyester, try not to get the sheath too hot. If you have a really screaming rappel, get the descender off the rope quickly.
I do wonder how the spectra will hold up to repeated flexing. As I recall it was better than aramids (like Kevlar) but worse than nylon or polyester. Flex fatigue is usually inversely proportional to modulus (stiffness). The high molecular orientation is great for tensile strength, good for modulus, and bad for flex fatigue. Although as Houston mentioned, half of 5000lbs is still a heck of a lot.
From: Shawn
Roy, my rope is: BlueWater Canyon Rope 9.2mm
"A more economical version of the Canyon Pro. 100% polyester sheath. 100% nylon core. The sheath strand design utilizes the same Z/S, S/Z cabled construction as the Canyon Pro. Excellent diameter to strength ratio. Flourescent Orange. Available in 200 and 600 ft. lengths. Tensile Strength: 5000 lbs, safe working load: 333 lbs, weight per 100 ft: 4.03 lbs"
Joe told us that your rope made of the recently declassified military grade Kevlar impregnated with silicon. You bought your rope from the guy, remember. I ordered my rope before the trip.
You think he was making that stuff up? What about the 10.5 megabit SLR just released waterproof canyon camera he was getting? Not that too.
I think your rope is the pro version of mine. 8mm.
From: Andy
The rope that I have is not Kelvar - Shawn's is though I believe. Mine is 100% Spectra 1000 core:
SPECTRA, DYNEEMA & HIGH MODULUS DYNEEMA Spectra is the trade name for a high performance polyethylene (HPPE) fiber manufactured by Allied Signal. Dyneema is manufactured by DSM (Netherlands) and is the same material. Originally introduced in 1985, there are two versions: Spectra 900 and Spectra 1000. The original Spectra 900 has a higher elongation and can not be sewn. The Spectra 1000 was introduced to overcome these drawbacks and is used today for paragliders. The two types of Spectra are the source for the myth "that all Spectra stretches".
From: Matt
I've rappelled 200ft on an eight, on caving rope. Sure it's less safe than a rack, but if you want to be really safe you can watch it on TV.
I think the spiral pattern the poor motion-sick caver behind you leaves on the sides of the pit is fascinating. I tried to do that to Reed once, but he got me back by knocking ice down on me for much of the drop.
Anyway, Dave and Houston are not the final authorities on what is cool. I've seen both of them do stuff that would make your hair curl.
As to the Kevlar rope, I have some experience with some of the high strength filaments - aramids and super-oriented UHMWPE (spectra, dyneema, and others). What I recall as of two or three years ago is that flex fatigue was far worse than nylon, heat resistance was worse as well. Also, the knot strength of a figure eight knot in nylon rope is 70-80%, while for the high strength filaments it was more like 50%. So, especially rappelling with an eight, I would be interested to know how quickly the Kevlar rope lost strength. They could have solved the problems, I haven't kept up with it since I have been out of the industry and almost out of caving and climbing.
From: Shawn
Kirk, you set a new record for bugging out and leaving gear in four states!
Correct that, not gear, disgusting muddy denim artifacts and other stuff. I do have the dirty laundry, on you along with about 15 pounds of gear. B. has already washed your stuff though, so you will be getting it back.
Question: did you have three croll ascenders? a new one and two black ones? are those Matt's? do you want me to deliver all this stuff to Dale along with his Bastard Agitation Cooler? my glove collection grew. any claims can be filed. two homeless biners are being held ransom for a straight swap - anonymous replies accepted.
From: Andy
What are you talking about? I would do it again. Dale got so freaked out about it so I questioned Houston and Dave and both of them told me that it was cool. Besides, this was no standard figure 8. It was a Piranha which has multiple friction points built into it. What did you guys think about the picks I took ON repel?
From: Dale
Joke, what joke?!? He was actually using a figure 8. Probably because I told him not to. Since that's the only guaranteed way to get Roy to do something.
From: William K
I thought the figure 8 joke was pretty funny...
From: Dale
Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2005 7:22 AM
Subject: RE: Pics of the Valhalla Trip
Says HH: I have the joneses to go again...already.
Says I: Neversink!
Great photos, Roy. By the way, I think I'd remove the reference to using a figure 8 on Valhalla Pit.